Shurvey’s Weblog

EDIT: Umm, lol..Apparently some questions are missing. I went back and looked at the person I got it from and she’s missing them as well….So….Dunno what to say….I gotta find it from someone else to see if I can fix this.
The Basics
1.) Your name: Brittany Renee
2.) Nicknames: Britbrat, BriBri, Pumpkin head, Wild Simoan Women, Max, Pyro, Engie, Duex Duex
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Sure, why not.
4.) Location: United States of America!!!!
5.) Age: 18
6.) Birthday: November 9th
7.) Zodiac sign: Scorpio, Snake
8.) Parents names: Oscar and Karen
9.) Siblings?: One older brother
10.) Pets: Two dogs, five cats, one rabbit, and one frog.
11.) Number of rooms in your house: Ummm…eight.
12.) Religion: I don’t have one.
13.) If so-practicing?: Nope.
14.) Male or Female?: Female.
15.) Is your family close?: Half is, half is not.

What are your favorite
16.) Foods: Fruits and Veggies…but I do love junk food as well.
17.) TV shows:Cartoons…ONLY cartoons.
18.) Movies: Not a big movie beef…but kids movies or Disney.
19.) Actors: Vocal actors.
20.) Actresses: Ditto as above.
21.) Books: Dimwood Forest Tales, The Stand
22.) Artists: Any artist that can capture my eye.
23.) Types of Music: Videogame, Jazz, Oldies, or Fatboy Slim
24.) Video Games: Team Fortress 2
25.) Computer Games: Solitare….only thing I can understand. XD
26.) Outfits: I’ll wear anything…I don’t care.
27.) Stores: GameSpot, GameStop, Borders, Barnes and Noble.
28.) Sports: Baseball, Soccer, Football, Volleyball, Tennis.
29.) Colors: Rainbow. I love all colors.
30.) Numbers: 2 and 8.
31.) Websites: TF2Chan, SheezyArt, Fanfiction.net
32.) Cartoons characters: Oh gosh…TOO MANY. But here’s some: Huckleberry Hound, Marvin the Martian, Skunk, Spongebob, and Schnitzel.
33.) TV Channels: Cartoon Network, Boomerang, Nickelodeon.
34.) Made For TV Movies: None really….Maybe Saving Private Ryan…but I don’t think that counts…Plus I haven’t seen it.

35.) Comedians: Dave Chapelle and that one puppet guy on Comedy Central.
36.) Comediennes: None really…Rarely watch them.
37.) Hair products: Shampoo and Conditioner…
38.) Makeup Products: None. Hate make-up.
39.) Kind of Pens: Ones that don’t stop writing when I need them most, artist pens.
40.) Kind of Shows: Cartoons.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: My hand-made Quetico necklace.
42.) Kinds of Soap: I actually like the soap/moisturizer stuff. Keeps me from going dry.
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: I uses…I forget, but it’s got the kangaroo on the bottle…
44.) Game Systems: 360, Wii, DS.
45.) CD s: I don’t do CDs. Rarely.
46.) Snacks: Fruit, crackers, candy.
47.) Past times: Reading, writing, drawing, playing video games.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: Sleep, hang out with friends.
49.) Magazines: Don’t do magazines either.
50.) Animals: Any creature…I love them all.

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: I dunno…whatever fits?
52.) Favorite sweatpants: Not a big fan of sweatpants.
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Either my pajamas( which consist of a pink spaghetti strap shirt and blue Hawaiian shorts.) or some type of shirt/short/pants combo.
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: I used to. Not anymore.
55.) Do you like it?: I never did…It sucked. Had limited choices.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: I don’t care.
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: Heck no. I dress my own way.
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: Sure?
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: Sandals, my sneekers, or no shoes at all.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Nope…Well…maybe. I think so. XD
61.) Do you wear hats?: Rarely. I wear bandanas.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Nope. Only think necklace 24/7.
63.) If so, what?: Already told you in said question above.
64.) Do you wear belts?: No, they just make the pants too tight.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: Sometimes.
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: I guess kinda of.
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: Sure.
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: I ain’t no pimp, so no.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Sometimes. If I need to.
70.) If so, what is it like?: It’s my mom’s Eeyore bag.

School
71.) What are your grades like?: A’s and B’s. Ocassional C.
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: No way. I’m doing very well. I could do better, but be thankful for what you’ve got.
73.) Are you failing anything?: Nope.
74.) Do you take a language?: Yup.
75.) If so which language?: Spanish.
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: It would have been my Spanish, Music, and Math teacher.
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: No….not worth it.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: Sometimes.
79.) If so, with what?: Printed-paper designs.
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: Yeah, lol. I’m even drawn on by others.
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: Heck yes. On ym homework, quizzes, tests, and in other notebooks.
82.) Do you take art?: I took one….didn’t like it.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I used to walk and get driven.
84.) Do you like school?: I love school, but sometimes the days seem to drag on…especially when I’m sick.
85.) How big is your school?: I think it’s huge…too many people in fact.
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: Yup.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: Not really…it sucks, but nah.
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: Yup. Honor Roll.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: When I was younger…otherwise no.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: I was in Spanish Club and Spanish Honor Society.

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: Baby Blue.
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Fairly a little of both.
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: Pastel colors with flowers…VERY kiddy.
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: None. I have one on my door instead.
95.) If so, of what?: let’s see: Mario Galaxy.
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Yeah. I watch is while I sleep and play games on it sometimes.
97.) A computer?: Yup. Laptop.
98.) A radio?: Yes’sir.
99.) An alarm clock?: Too many….
100.) A stereo?: No.
101.) What is under your bed?: I’ve got a bunk bed, so I can say another bed, and also organized junk….I organized it, so it’s not so bad, lol.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: I have two closets.
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Nope…Not yet, lol…I need to plan my room painting first.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No…why would I?
105.) If so, what design?: Don’t have them.
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: Kinda…It’s white, while the rest of the room is blue…
107.) If so, of what?: Told you i previous question.
108.) Do you decorate your door?: Yeah.
109.) With what?: My poster.
110.) What color is your carpet?: Some tan color….and boy, does it have stains. XD

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Fatboy Slim
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: Nope. Very few in fact.
113.) How many exactly?: Maybe 7.
114.) Do you download music?: Heck yes.
115.) What are your favorite songs?: It changes depending on my mood.
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: All the time.
117.) Do you like loud music?: Sometimes.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Ummm….I laugh, but it’s not obnoxious..they’re just getting into their music.
119.) Do you like rap?: Not particularly.
120.) Do you like country?: Some what.

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Boomerang shows.
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Yeah, but more for my laptop and video games.
123.) Do you watch the news?: Sometimes.
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: Nope.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Don’t have one.
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Yeah…I sleep with the TV on, so I usually wake up by it.
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: On mine, no, but down stairs? Yes.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: Actually I do. Some good cartoon channels are on them.
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: Sometimes. I speak it, so I should be able to pick at the conversations a little.
130.) What is your take on commercials?: Time to go to the bathroom…
131.) How big is your TV?: They range all sizes in this house.
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Both.
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: Nope.
134.) Do you like dramas?: Heck no.
135.) Do you like comedies?: Oh yesh,
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: AWESOME GOOD.
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: Nope….nada.
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: Any and all.
139.) Do you watch music videos?: Hell no.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s?: Sure? And I actually was…barely.

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Don’t have one.
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Nope.
142.) Pro-life?: Huh?
143.) Pro-choice?: What now?
144.) Are you a virgin?: Gladly yes.
145.) Do you believe in God?: Yes I do. And I love him dearly.
146.) Jesus?: If God exists so does Jesus. He’s his son after all….
147.) Allah?: Ummm….I’ll just say I don’t know…Not sure who he is.
148.) Buddha?: Yes.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: I think so….
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: Yeah. How could you not? Scrooges….

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: 3 girls: Shaina, Monica, and Charlie.
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: Oh yeah.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: We’re all funneh XD
154.) Craziest?: Lostbook XD
155.) Weirdest?: I think we’re all on the same level.
156.) Prettiest: Umm…any of my girlfriends?
157.) Fanciest?: Shaina.
158.) Sportiest?: …Charlie?
159.) Girliest?: Shaina.
160.) Mellowest?: Brendan.
161.) Stupidest?: I can’t say that man….that’s mean…
162.) Smartest?: Shaina
163.) Thugest?: Aaron or Lostbook.
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yeah.
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: Yeah. I was even a teacher’s pet.
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Maybe…I think I might be with Cari’s and Shaina’s parents.
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Hell yeah. Maybe too much.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Very.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: Not at all…I’m a leader, not a follower.
170.) Are you part of a clique?: I think so. XD
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: I think so.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: Oh yeah.
173.) Where did you meet them?: KKR, DA, SA, and XBL.
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: Nope.
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: Yeah.
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: Not totally…Rarely.
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: Rarely, lol….but I rub off on them a lot.
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: I guess so….Save for my closets ones.
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 8
180.) How is this survey so far?: Going strong, lol. Pretty cool.

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: Book bag.
182.) Punk/Emo: Punk.
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Who the hell?
185.) Justin/Clay: Erm…who?
186.) Ruben/Clay: Dunno who you people are.
187.) Cat/Dog: NEITHER. But Catdog is cooler XD
188.) PS2/Xbox: Xbox
189.) DVDs/VHS: Both
190.) Cds/Tapes: Both
191.) Big screen/small screen: Both
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theatre
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy
194.) Jacket/Coat: Coat
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Fake fur…SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!
196.) sister/brother: Brothers….Wish I had more.
197.) Home/House: Home.
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Español por favor. Es un lengua sé.
199.) Art/Computer: Both?
200.) Laptop/Desktop: Laptop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi
202.) Orange/Apple: Apple
203.) Phone/Computer: Computer
204.) Email/Letters: Both
205.) Big/Small: Small
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: Either…I love kids.
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: CSI
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Conan
212.) Letterman/Leno: Letterman..since his name is funny.
213.) SNL/MadTV: SNL
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Both
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: Lord of the Rings…hate Harry Potter.
216.) Boxers/Briefs: Boxers
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Both
219.) Fork/Spoon: Spoon
220.) People/InTouch: Ummm..? People I guess…

Are you
221.) Gothic?: No way.
222.) a freak?: You know you are when your parents even admit it, so I am.
223.) a computer nerd?: Somewhat.
224.) a science freak?: Somewhat.
225.) a sports fan?: A little.
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: Yup.
227.) a class clown?: Sometimes.
228.) funny?: I’ve been told I am, lol.
229.) serious?: Sometimes.
230.) intellectual?: You better believe it.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: Heck no.
232.) a failure?: In the sense of my failures during life, but in general, hell no.
233.) a success?: In the sense of my successes, but in general, somewhat.
234.) a loser?: I don’t believe so, but that doesn’t mean others don’t think so.
235.) popular?: Sort of.
236.) lazy?: Very.
237.) outgoing?: Depends on who I’m with…but I can be outgoing with myself XD Don’t ask how.
238.) shy?: Oh yeah. I’m the shyest ever.
239.) friendly?: Yeah…UNLESS you provoke me otherwise…..
240.) easily annoyed?: Not at all. I’m too mellow for that.
241.) tolerant of others views?: Yeah.
242.) addicted to crack?: No way.
243.) addicted to any other drug?: I think I’m addicted to Ibuprofen…..
244.) a partier?: I’d say no…….
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Sadly yes, lol.
246.) wild?: In a sense, yes.
247.) sporty?: Yeah.
248.) smelly?: No way! I bathe everyday.
249.) an insomniac?: Yeah…but that’s my own fault.
250.) a procrastinator?: I think so XD
251.) a criminal?: No way in hell.
252.) a crackpot?: A what? As in crazy of a druggie? If crazy, yes. Druggie, no.
253.) a bookworm?: Yeah…pretty much.
254.) hairy?: No.
255.) good at playing basketball?: Not as good as others, lol.
256.) in high school?: Nope. Already graduated.
257.) in prison?: Nope.
258.) from mars?: SURE!! Why not?
259.) straight?: Nope.
260.) gay?: Half right. I’m bisexual.

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yeah…it’s food.
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: Yup. Both online and in real life….until people see my boobs that is XD
263.) Do you like nuns?: Sure? They did nothing wrong….
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: Nope. Not at all.
265.) Do you use correct English?: I believe so. I’m one of the few people I know who actually uses proper English in IM and XBL.
266.) Hablar Espanol?: Si
267.) Spien Deutsch?: No
268.) Speak English?: I hope so, lol.
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?:……I do now…Unfortunately…..
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Don’t believe in vampires….so no.
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Sure….
272.) Like Vlad?: Dunno who he/she is.
273.) Homer?: Ahhh…nope.
274.) Are you a busy body?: Sometimes.
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: Good idea, lol.
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: No, but I’ll do that sometime.
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: No way. I can barely stand up.
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Democrats all the way…so I’m hoping Obama.
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?: Not too happy with him….
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No sir.
281.) Are you insecure?: Sometimes, but I feel safe a majority of the time. S’why I’d sleep anywhere….
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: I don’t believe so.
283.) Roman culture?: Not sure, lol.
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: Any is fine.
285.) What style architecture is your house?: Not sure….but it’s got brick….
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: Rarely…I’m a country girl.
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: Often.
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: Nope. I am one of those people.
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: No way. I’ve always gotta know what time it is…
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: I do.
291.) Does anybody really care?: I do.
292.) Who sings that song?: That one chick/guy, in that one bad, in that one city, during that one time.
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Sure…I’ve been there…but it’s too big for me.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?:…..Yes…they do.
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: No idea. Didn’t see the grade…but I assume B.
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: I pace even if I’m not nervous…but sometimes….or my left eye starts twitching….
297.) Do you play with dolls?: Not anymore.
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: Nope.
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: Absolutely!

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Not yet, but I will.
302.) What do you do?: No idea yet.
303.) Does your boss like you?: My old boss loved me.
304.) How much do you get paid?: I used ot get paid $7.35.
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: No sir.
306.) Do you have a credit card?: No sir.
307.) a checkbook?: No sir.
308.) Are you a big spender?: Sometimes.
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: No often.
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: Usually $0…..Unless I’m doing something…then maybe $15…
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?:….10.3…but that’s Mexican…I think they all differ slightly.
312.) How about a Franc?: 1.045
313.) Do you really care?: Kinda of.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: I hated it when I had it.
315.) If you don’t have one, do you wish you had one?: Sure…give me something to do.
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Oh yes.
317.) Why?: My personal expenses and to have the option to buy whatever I want, when I want.
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: In the middle.
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: It’s Pochacco…
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: Around $500.
321.) What are you wearing?: My pajamas.
322.) What are you listening to?: Whatever was around me….
323.) Who are you talking to?: My parents.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Listening to music and eating.
325.) How is your hair?: Not brushed….
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: Nope…
327.) Are you cold or warm?: Middle…I’ve got a warm blanket on my lap, but I can feel the cold on my feet.
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: My Quetico necklace.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: Nope.
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: I’m not at a desk…on a couch…but Um….My Ipod, plushie bunny, glasses, and birthday picture for Charlie.
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: Don’t have a book around me..but here: ‘Playing a Pyro requires a different mindset. Pyros are weak on frontal attacks — they will lose to most other classes if they see him coming. However, if they catch the enemy by surprise, Pyros are the most dangerous class in the game. Always try for an Ambush. Learn the maps and use side corridors rather than main ones. Use your speed to your advantage to flank Soldiers and Snipers.’
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: In the living room…but there’s a cabinet full of food next to the actual desk.
333.) What time is it?: 7:26 P.M.
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: Nope…waiting for Brendan.
335.) Why aren’t you doing it?: I’m waiting..duhhhh.
336.) Is your room a mess now?: Kinda…didn’t you already ask this?
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: Nope.
338.) What are any people around you doing?: Eating and watching T.v.
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: I want to go back to sleep, but I can’t since I need to play TF2 with friends.
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?:…Maaybe..Wouldn’t you like to know?

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: Bathe, brush my hair, dress, brush my teeth….but that’s if I need to go somewhere.
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: Nope.
343.) If so, what?: None.
344.) Are your looks important to you?: Not at all.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: No way.
346.) What would you change?: Well…I want to lose some weight…
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: Down or in pigtails/ponytails.
348.) Do you dye your hair?: Sometimes.
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Oh yeah.
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Dark Brown
351.) What is your eye color?: Honey Brown.
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: Sometimes.
353.) Do you look like your parents?: I look like my dad I’m told.
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good I guess. Gives me a trademark smile.
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: No sir. I’m all human.
356.) Why?: Because I was born that way.
357.) Do you have any piercings?: No sir.
358.) Any tattoos?: No sir.
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: Yeah…by my friends.
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: Rarely.

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: Yeah.
362.) Out of your state?: Plenty of times.
363.) Out of your city?: All of the time.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: Sometimes.
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: Quetico Canada, and for about two weeks.
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Once or twice.
367.) In a boat?: Yeah.
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: I used to.
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Either none…or very few.
370.) Do you drive?: I can, but I’m not licensed.

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Volks Wagon Beetle.
372.) Color for that car?: Baby blue.
373.) Do you have your liscense?: Nope.
374.) Permit?: Mine expired….
375.) Do you like fast cars?: Nope.

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: I can sleep up to 12 hours…but I usually get around 6 or 7…maybe more.
377.) Is this enough?: I say no.
378.) Do you dream every night?: Yeah.
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: I’ll describe part of it….For some odd reason I was running from a Who who wanted to kill me…I run through this lady’s back yard( she had a rainbow fence for some reason ), but when I did that she got mad…so I went to my house to give her some sandals so I could bribe her not to tell on me. I ended up seeing her in the park, but I dunno what happened after that….I woke up.
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Sometimes. I sleep in whatever makes me comfortable…no matter how weird.
381.) Do you sleep in school?: Oh yeah….it’s gotta be pretty boring though.
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: That, or my arm is asleep….but my arms fall asleep on me often when I sleep….
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: Too many to choose.
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: Sometimes..or I wake myself up.
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: Either my DS or my Laptop does the beeping for me.

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: Not at all…rarely.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No.
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: If they’re friends…maybe…But I bed I’d still get bored.
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: Yeah.
395.) Do you go clubbing?: No way.
396.) Ever been drunk?: Honestly, no…but I was slightly buzzed once.
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: I’d never do anything to get kicked out….maybe.
398.) For what?: I wouldn’t know.
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: Nope.
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Not often.
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: With one or two friends…maybe more.
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Yes sir.
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: Yeah, hehe. I love it.
404.) What about those racing games?: Not so much.
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: Two.
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: One.
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: Sometimes.
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: Rarely.
409.) Who has the best parties?: Anyone if they tried.

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Nope.
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Sometimes….
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: Lol. It’s not a secret. I already told someone.
414.) Who?: Lol…I’m not gonna say in case he’s reading this…
415.) Do they know? I don’t think so, lol.
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?:…Two people.
417.) Kissed in the past year? Never been kissed before.
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: I love you? Wow…
419.) How many people have you said “I love you” to?: Some.
420.) Did you mean it?: To my sister in a sibling-like way, but to my bf…yeah…but that’s in the past.
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: I don’t know….to make then happy I guess.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: Only my special few…A.K.A. Monica, Shaina, and Charlie.
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: I wouldn’t know. Never went on one.
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: Uhhh…*coughs* Not gonna answer this……
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: I cry and get depressed, but it takes me awhile to heal….

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Neither…they both fail.
427.) Justin or JC: Don’t care.
428.) Frodo or Sam: Don’t care…let’s go Sam.
429.) B2K or Nsync: I dunno….B2K.
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Cartman..he’d fight dirty.
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Frankenstein. He’s a living zombie yo’.
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: I don’t care.
433.) Conan or Jay: Jay.
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: Rosie O Donnell.
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: …LAWL. Who gives a damn.
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: I dunno.
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: Who?

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Steven Purcell.
439.) Why do you look up to them?: Because Sam and Max are awesome role models and I love his sense of humor.
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: I am in a sense, lol. Maybe just a little less twisted.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: “Facilities be damned. I need a bathroom!”
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: Sometimes…not to often, lol….
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Rarely.

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: They’re good.
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Not really.
446.) What kind?: Cream-filled, glazed, glazed with icing and sprinkles on top…the usual.
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Yeah…but it does get nauseating.
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: No…but he did go to jail.
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: I might have…but I don’t recall.
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: Go in.
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: Sure.
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Noooooo.
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: In a sense yeah…but I did that on a video game, not in real life.
454.) How is this survey so far?: Very, but I’m still hanging tight.
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: Umm…sure…why not.

What s Your Take On
456.) Life: Live it to the fullest. Don’t make it any shorter then it already is.
457.) The world: Needs vast improvement, but it’s still a likable place…if your in the right places.
458.) President Bush: Not a big fan…keeping my thoughts to myself.
459.) Ahhhhnold: He’s the Terminator.
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: ..Sure.
461.) Howard Stern: Is unknown to me.
462.) The war in Iraq: Uneeded…yet possibly needed….Those people might appreciate it.
463.) the economy: Is gonna crash in four years.
464.) jay-z retiring: Who?
465.) school: Is needed to get a better education.
466.) going to college: I want to go.
467.) marriage: We’ll see…but right now I doubt it.
468.) football: I like it.
469.) baseball: I love it.
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: Scare me…it’s not needed…It doesn’t help.

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: I do, but in a certain way. I used a tissues…I have to. I get horrible boogers that won’t blow out.
472.) Untie your shoe laces every time you take your shoes off?: Nope. I can slip them off easily…my feet are little.
473.) Fart a lot?: I try not to…it’s rude.
474.) Burp a lot?: Sometimes.
475.) Do stupid things in public?: Absolutely.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: I’d do it, lol.
477.) Have random hallucinations?: I do…Usually when I’m sleeping.
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: Sometimes.
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: Rarely.
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No way.
481.) Sing in the shower?: I do, lol.
482.) Play any card game?: Yeah.
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: I do, lol. My bunny.
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: I can’t…One’s a rabbit and the other is a frog…
485.) Have a snake?: If it ate bugs.
486.) Have webbed feet?: I don’t, lol…but one toe is smaller then the other and it’s not suppose to be.
487.) Wear colorful socks?: All the time, lol.
488.) Have a life?: YUP!!
489.) Drink coffee?: Ewwww..
490.) Drink tea?: Sometimes.

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: Shigua or Shurvey
492.) Emails?: Ummm…*coughcough*..Hiding this now….
493.) Do you have a website?: http://shigua.sheezyart.com/
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: Neither.
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: Sometimes.
496.) What are your favorite websites?: Didn’t we already do this? But SA, DA, T24Chan, and TF2 Wiki.
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: Amazon, Ebay, or Nighon(?) Import.
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: All the time.
499.) If so, what?: Games, books, tablets, and other things….
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: I think..my laptop.
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: Yees..and you asked this.
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: Other then my real friends, no, lol.
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: Any of my close friends, lol.
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: Hell no. That’s lame.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: MSN and Yahoo. On MSN more.
506.) Whats your desktop background?: Huckleberry Hound
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: Don’t use AIM. But my icon right now is Skunk on MSN.
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: TOO much.
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: Yup. Both built-in.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: Nope. I’d sleep allll day.

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you’ve ever received?: My laptop XD
512.) Whats the worst present you’ve ever received?: Barbie things…
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: Give.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn t get them one?: Hell yeah dude…
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: Not really….I don’t lie anymore.

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: 106.5 the ARCH.
517.) Favorite day of the week: Thursday.
518.) Favorite fruit: All.
519.) Favorite vegetable: All, but Brussels sprouts.
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Not to many….not a big fan of meat.
521.) Favorite candy bar: Milky Way
522.) Favorite nail polish: Dunno….
523.) Favorite chair: A wooden one.
524.) Favorite early morning show: Pink Panther.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Nada.
526.) Favorite writing paper: Anything colorful.
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: Comic section X3
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): I only have one…lol.
529.) Favorite distant relative: I dunno, lol.
530.) Favorite dessert: Anything.
531.) Favorite weather: Anything but disaster weather or thunder storms.
532.) Favorite season: Spring.
533.) Favorite shoe brand: Sandals.
534.) Favorite lunch: Anything that’s edible…or non-edible XD
535.) Favorite breakfast: Fruit.
536.) Favorite author: Avi, Stephen King.
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: Dunno.
538.) Favorite band to see live: Dunno.
539.) Favorite survey you’ve ever gotten: This one, lol.

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Adidas
541.) Alone/With friends: Depends.
542.) Work/Have off: Have off
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: Pomegranate
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Rashberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Cheech and Chong
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Forget that.
547.) Who/The Who: The Who
548.) Older/Newer: ….Newer.
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel.
550.) Have sex/Make love: How about both at the same time?

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Nope. I create multiple kinda of words.
552.) Skipped school?: Sure, but I got permission.
553.) Done drugs?: Medical ones.
554.) Been drunk?: Nope. Been buzzed…quit asking the same questions.
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: Nope.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: Nope.
557.) Gone insane?: So long ago, lol.
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: Yeah.
559.) Been in a car accident?: Yeah.
560.) A bike accident?: Yeah.
561.) Broken a bone?: Toe bones.
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: All the time.
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: Yup.
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yup.
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: Uhhh..possibly.
566.) More than 12 hours?: Sure.
567.) How about 5 hours?: Definatly.
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: Yeah. I slip a lot of the time.
569.) Passed out from hunger?: Nope.
570.) Been to a LAN party?: I guess so…does online count?

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: Nope.
572.) How about swim meets?: Yeah. We had to during 3rd grade.
573.) Tennis matches?: Nope.
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: Sure, lol.
575.) The ones with Richard?: Sure?
576.) How about Match Game?: LOL. That show is funny when they fight.
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: Sometimes.
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: Nope.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: I dunno….
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: Nope.
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Sure.
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: Nope.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: No gonna comment.
584.) Do you like TiVo?: Never had it.
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: Never had it.
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: Both.
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Sometimes….
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: Sometimes.
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Animator, artist, game designer, vocal actor.

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Don’t care really.
592.) Two years ago?: Nope.
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Umm..that one guy.
594.) The author of “Frankenstein”?: Nope.
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: Nope.
596.) The Queen of England?: Some chick.
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Some guy.
598.) Espanol?: Yes!
599.) Deutsch?: None.
600.) Japanese?: No.
601.) Français?: No.
602.) Chinese?: No.
603.) Portuguese?: No.
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Yes.
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: Nope.
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: Not really, lol.
609.) How to fly a kite?: Yes~
610.) How to surf?: Nope.
611.) Skateboard?: Not really.
612.) How about rollerblade?: I forgot how.
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Awhile back…not good on dates.

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: Anything that’s sad.
615.) Happy eyed?: I’m happy a majority of the time XD
616.) What song always makes you sad?: I have no idea…But I think that one song after the Winnie the Pooh movie with Tigger…
617.) Happy?: A lot, lol.
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: My close friends.
619.) Really depressed?: My ex-group of friends…more hatred then depression.
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Oh yeah.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: No way.
622.) A naturally happy person?: Very.
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: No idea. I can usually bounce back pretty fast, but I tend to still think about it.
624.) What do you do?: Try and forget about it. It usually works.
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Magic Carpet Ride – Fatboy Slim remix

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Uhhh…..I honestly don’t know…Charlie or Monica? Or Shaina…
627.) Talk to you?: Mama
628.) IM you?: Ken Ken.
629.) Touch you physically?: Good question.
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Brendan.
631.) Hurt you?: No idea.
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Brendan, lol.
633.) Scold you?: Daddy….
634.) Praise you?: Charlie or Brendan….
635.) Say “Hello” to you?: Ken Ken.

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: I think so….
637.) What do other people think of you?: I dunno. Some think positive others negative, but the people who are negative don’t know the real me…
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: A natural lovable pyromanic who craze to be original and unlike anyone else.
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: I hate being alone and I sometimes fear I’ll make my loved ones hate me. It’s happened before, but like I said, they didn’t know me well.
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: Oh yeah. I can handle a lot of emotional damage and still remain cheerful. My self esteem is actually rated 95/100…so it’ll take A LOT to break me…and that might not even happen ever.
641.) A weak person?: Never.
642.) Are you stressed out?: Nope. I’m mellow maaaan.
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Very well, lol. Or I agree and play along…make them look stupid XD
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Never…unless it’s REALLY bad….and there are a few who’ve done this before. Assholes.
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: Oh yeah, lol. I usually laugh along!

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Tinky Winky, Dispey, Lala, Po….that song haunts me…
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: With friends yeah.
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: I don’t play the Sims.
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: esyay iay oday. iay evernay tiay ndeay niay ‘ay’ ndaay otnay ustjay ‘a’.
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: Uresay! Hateverway ouyay aysay.
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: I dunno, lol.
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: Not sure….
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No…I’ve seen it..barely.
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: I think so…my math teacher..and the teacher that hated squirrels.
680.) Are you in an asylum?: Sadly no. Lol. They can’t prove I’m crazy yet.
681.) College?: Soon. August.
682.) What is your favorite scent?: Candycane or cookies…something sweet, lol.
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yeah…but sometimes it’s nausiating…didn’t you ask this?
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Don’t care.
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Being totally happy and hyper.
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Being unhappy for someone else….or totally down in general.
687.) Do like Spongebob?: Heck yes!
688.) Do you think he s gay?: Yeah. Why?
689.) How about Squidward? A little off track?: Yes….he and Spongebob go great together.
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: No. I just flat say, ‘I didn’t do it.
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: Yes sir.
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: Oh yeah. I was an honor kid.
693.) “OOOOOO poor baby”: Ahhh..suck it.
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: Yeah.
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: Nope..but my hamster yes.
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: I think so.
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: Sure, lol.
698.) Where is your second home?: Errrm..My grandmama’s house.
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: Sure, lol.
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: 911 and my own.
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: They’re gettng better.
702.) Can you do the limbo?: Sure, lol.
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: Yeah, but it’s all do I do it.

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Charlie, lol.
705.) Has the coolest name?: Shaina, lol.
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Dunno, lol.
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Anyone, lol.
708.) Has the fittest body?: I don’t know…lol.
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Depends.
710.) Has the coolest parents?: Lol…I think mine are those parents.
711.) Lives closest to you?: Hrm..now? I think Charlie.
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Online friends, lol.
713.) Can you relate to most?: Monica.
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Charlie.
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: Charlie or Brendan.

Word Association!
716.) blow: BOMB
717.) lollipop: Candy
718.) obnoxious: ME
719.) cold: Snow
720.) hot: Fire
721.) smell: Sweet
722.) car: Gas
723.) rain: Gray
724.) wet: Rain
725.) steamy: Clean
726.) bite: Mark
727.) beer: Sucks
728.) rock: Solid
729.) hard: XD Licorice
730.) soft: Pillow
How random was that

OK Here s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: Nope.
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: I dunno….I’d say mouth if I ever got a kiss.
733.) Are you a tease?: I dunno…during these kind of moments between my ex’s and I, I was usually the submissive one…
734.) Spit or swallow: Swallow I guess….

More “Do you”
735.) Twirl your hair?: Yes.
736.) Hate yourself?: No way, lol.
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No way in hell.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Sometimes…Rarely.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: Nope. I’m rarely upset. It takes a lot to get me truly mad or depressed.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: I don’t think so, lol.
741.) Watch MTV?: Never did.
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: A lot in fact, hehe.
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people s differences?: Oh yes.
744.) Wish you could fly?: No..I’m scared of heights.
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yeah, lol.
746.) Read minds?: I’d be scared to…I don’t wanna knwo what people are thinking.
747.) Watch wrestling?: With Nicole.
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: RARELY. This has taken up a couple hours out of my day!
749.) Work out?: Actually yes, lol.
750.) Play any sports?: With my friends or in P.E.

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: Nope.
752.) A speeding ticket?: Nope.
753.) Been in a fist fight?:Oh yeah. I used to fight when I was younger.
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: Nope.
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: Nope.
756.) Held a gun?: Ummm…I don’t think so. I know how to shoot one though.
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: HELL NO.
758.) Been used?: Yeah….
759.) Been rejected?: Yup.
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: I tried to, but I’m bi, so go fig.
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: Possibly.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Yeah…If I get tickled this automatically happens now, since my brother used to torture me.
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Nope. I wake up and go abck to sleep.
764.) Tackled the mailman?: No XD but I’ll shake his hand next time.
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: All the time.
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Nope. I’d die.
767.) Done crack?: No way in hell.
768.) Done cocaine?: No way in hell.
769.) Passed out during school?: Yeah…I was tired.
770.) Had unprotected sex?: I’m a virgin…so no.

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: Errm…maybe.
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portugese.
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: No way.
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: No.
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Sure.
776.) Are baseball games fun?: Sometimes. But I’d rather play it then watch.
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: Depends on who you are.
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: No.
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: A little….just messing around with it.
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: Possibly…but I don’t know.
781.) Do you like U2?: Not really.
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: No.
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: No, but I like them, lol.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: Yes..you’ve asked this…plus you’ve repeated multiple other questions.
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: Rarely.
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: Don’t wear it.
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: Ones that are too big for my ears.
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: Nope. Got an Ipod now.
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: Rarely.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: Nothing.
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Whenever I bathe. So everyday.
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: Sure. I bleed from them on more then one occasion.
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: LOL. NO.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: Nope.
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: Nope.
796.) Do you pray daily?: I try too..before eating…DANG IT. I forgot….bad me.
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Uhh….My parents will freak out.
798.) Are you paranoid?: Very.
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: Sure?
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: I’d be scared if I did XD

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Michealangelo.
802.) Power Ranger: The yellow or pink one XD
803.) Rugrat: Tommy
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Bubbles
805.) Villain: Oooh! The Xterminator from Birdman XD

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: Yes.
807.) A CPR certification card?: Nope.
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: Nope.
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: Yes.
810.) A porno?: Yeeeah…lol.
811.) A gun?: We used to, but not anymore.
812.) A pair of toe socks?: Nope.
813.) A portable DVD player?: Yes.
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: No.
815.) A car?: No.
816.) A trucker hat?: Yeah, lol, since my dad is a trucker.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: Sure?
818.) A wife beater?: Don’t think so.
819.) A butcher knife?: Yeah..I think, lol.
820.) A pocket knife?: Yes.
821.) A Rolex?: No?
822.) A bike?: No.
823.) A thong?: No.
824.) A bikini?: No.
825.) A speedo (guys)?: Nope.
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: Nope.
827.) A drum set?: Does Donkey Konga count?
828.) An electric guitar?: Nope.
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: Nope.
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: Possibly.

More Random Questions .No they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: I actually used to once.
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: STREET RAT!!
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: Yeah.
834.) How big is your backyard?: Small…but we had a cornfield in the back, so it was still awesome.
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: Dosn’t bother me…
836.) Hairy chests?: Don’t care, lol.
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: Ahh…I’m attracted to other things…age just limits who I’d date with.
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: Nope.
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: Heartburn
841.) Are you on any medication?: I was…Flonase. I’ve still got some Ibuprofen too, but my mom made me stop taking it..I don’t need it…but I think I’m addicted to it.
842.) Do you have asthma?: Not sure…really.
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: Nope.
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: Nope.
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: Disoder?
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: Maybe a month ago.
847.) What is your hair length?: Sholder length.
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: Sure. It’s easy enough.
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No, but I can learn.
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: Yeah..I think.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: Yeah…a couple of states actually.
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: I think so.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: A little…
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: She’s funny, lol.
855.) When did WW2 start?: After someone got assasinated….and when Hitler promised jobs for those who didn’t have them and corrupted the people.
856.) When did it end?: Not entirly sure, but Hitler and his associates tried commiting scuicide. I think they did actually…so Gemrany?
857.) What is your nationality?: American all around….
858.) Where did your family come from?: Africa, Germany, Dutchland, France, Spain, and America.
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: Possibly.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Sure…If God exsists he ahs to. Balance my friends.
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yeah. I’ve got guardian angels after all.
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: No. More like angry…I think, lol. XD
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 99.9%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people s reactions?: Depends…
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: What?
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: Why should I? How about you kid?
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: Um..no, no, and hell no. How’s that?
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: Sometimes.
869.) Do you collect anything?: Yeah. Cups, Band-aids, and a few other stupid things…and MATCHES!!
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: I don’t think so.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: My mom says some of them are yes.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?:Little toes.
873.) Favorite finger?: Middle finger.
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: One fully out, three still coming in.
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: Never ever ever.
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they re so sad and stupid?: No way. Those kids sold their souls…
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: Nope. Never mad eout with anyone.
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: Question marks much?
879.) Do you grind a lot?: No?
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: That scraping noise drives me nuts.
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: Yes, hehehe. I sing it at random actually.
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: No idea…but some of my fmaily actually is…
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: No idea, lol.
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: Long, btu surviving.
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: Most of the time.
886.) What time is it?: 10:37 P.M.
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: übercharge!!!
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don t?: Nope.
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: I think so yeah.
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: Nope. I rarely do public restrooms.
891.) What did you do?: DIdn’t do it, so wouldn’t know.
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “Fire trUCK”?: Nooooo….
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: Hell yeah.
894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: What?
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: Can you? But yeah…I have some trouble sometimes though….so shoot me.
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: What you said.
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Premenstrual syndrome.
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: It’s good…but I would go to crazy.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No.
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: Ten!
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: If I need them extrodinarily badly, lol.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: No idea.
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: I have 34. MSN mind you.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: Never watched them.
905.) How about Good Fellas?: Never seen it.
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: Nope.
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: Lol..I used ot be kinda of in a moob..so sure.
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: Kinda yeah.
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: Nope, lol.
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Beautiful Valley….
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: Dead now..right?
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: Sometimes yeah..like right now, lol.
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No.
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Yes.
915.) Do you use a calculator?: Not usually…unless I have to.
916.) What kind is it?: I lost mine….I had a graphing calculator, bt it’s gone now.
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Sure, that’s nice.
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: Rarely.
919.) Don’t they suck?: Not really, lol…But sometimes yeah.
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: No, lol.
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: Nope.
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes.
923.) Are you a racist?: Against racists…
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: It vaire
925.) Do you diet?: No, but I need to.
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: Not really…I go through with it no matter what.

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: I need to start doing this every day….
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: Sometimes. It depends on how bad it is. I might not or I might have to upgrade to higher means.
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: No.
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: Can’t. My hair would dry out totally. Every Friday.
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Oh yes, lol. I’ve got bad sinueses.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: Sometimes.
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: I cough in my shirt…that way it dosen’t go out at all.
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Every time I bathe.

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: Erm…I took something and it says I have Schizotypa…Not sure, lol…
938.) Do you have OCD?: I think I do.
939.) Do you have ADHD?: Yeah.
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Nope.
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: Nope, hehehe.
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: Ah…I’m lactose…I think my immune system is bad too…not sure.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: Yes.
944.) The monkey pox?: Nope.
945.) The mumps?: No.
946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: Nope..I don’t think so, lol.

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: Yeah, hehehe.
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: Possibly.
950.) In the newspaper?: Maybe, lol..not sure.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: I think so yeah, lol.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: No way.
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: I didn’t even know, lol.
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Yes.
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Don’t know him…so no?
956.) Throw me some Polish names: Can’t think of any…
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 4 1/2 or 5.
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: Not to many, lol.
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: Medium sized I guess.
960.) How much do you weigh?: Not saying, lol..but I need to lose some weight. Leave it at that.
961.) How tall are you?: 5′1″
962.) Do you have cankles?: What?
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: Nope. Mine are boney.
964.) Fat thighs?: Somewhat.
965.) Do you shave your toes?: Why would I?
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yup.
967.) How often?: Whenever I need to.
968.) How about those armpits?: Yes.
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: Somewhat.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: Not yet.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Noooo….
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Sometimes.
975.) Do you snore?: I was told I do…so possibly? I might have apnea after all…
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes.
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: No.
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: NO.
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: Yeah…was really weird.
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: Yeah. Nightmare before Christmas XD
981.) How about Tim Curry?: Yeah.
982.) Are you ticklish?: Very…ticke me and I’ll attack you….
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: I dunno, lol…Maybe?
984.) A lesbian aunt?: Possibly…
985.) Do you like salad?: Not a big fan…
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: Yeah.
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: No.
988.) Are you artsy?: Heck yeah.
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: Sometimes.
990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: If I made a pun, yeah.
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: ….Apple.
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: Limited yeah…it’s naseating at times.
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: Half full yo’…without a doubt!
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?: I dunno…a horse?
995.) Do you like cheese?: None thanks.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: Dunno who he is.
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Not really.
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Nah, but it’s huge…
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Hell yeah…5 hours worth.
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless thing when you should be doing more important things: SOMETIMES. LIKE THIS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!