….would you beleive I forgot all about this? I got an email reminding me of this blog…and…then it hit me, ‘you haven’t updated in….awhile!’. Hahahaha….I guess being in the military does that to you? But I’ll make a mental note to try and update at least once a week…this way I can at least try to finish it BEFORE I get out…which gives me about 3 more years. Challenge accepted.
1801. How many smurfs can you name? – Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Brainy, Clumsy, Farmer, Handy, Grumpy, Painter, Sleepy, Hefty, Hunter, Jokey, and Nat….those’re the only ones that come to mind by name, but I can see a ton.
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book? – Actually, I do…and I can get pretty anal about it.
Would you be lost without it? – Possible. I go times without writing in it, but if I lost it I’d freak out.
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had? – Hrm….yes. What that is, I’m not telling you.
1804. Where do snowflakes come from? – Jack Frost!
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute – Ah jeez…Shakespeare.
Congito ergo sum – I knew once…totally forgot.
1806. You’re writing a story. –
The super hot (guy or girl?): Guy
is about to kiss (who): his fish.
Just then they get interrupted by (what): the cat
and somebody screams, (what): “NO LUCA!”
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Jesus
walks by and does something (what): astoundingly so awesome it makes rainbows cry marshmallows
and they all live (how): happily, and interrelatedly,
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to? – U2.
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004? – I…honestly don’t remember it that well.
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance? – Nothing….maybe a sense of control, but that’s rare.
1810. Write any random sentence here – BATS IN THE BULLFROG, we need to go save the Princess Muffin from King Apple sauce before he makes her all soggy!!!
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer? – I’m not even going to embarrass myself like that….but wait….’Great soddering hot dogs, Steve! But what about the Mini-Wheats making hot sauce in the belfry with the oranges?’…that was my girlfriends response, lol….
1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it? – I have no TVs here…but it was Basketball last I saw it.
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call? – Home home.
1814. Hit edit, paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here – WordPress
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake? – Original…it had more taste.
1816. Have you ever been in a parade? – ….I think so.
1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends? – They don’t want to…I know I’m too shy to just come up to someone and be buddy buddy…
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music? – Nope. I never mess with any of the settings on the music in cars.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others? – Actually, most of the time I do…but then there’s times when I do it on purpose. That’s when you know I don’t care.
1820. What keeps you from being happy? – Other people, but I’m assuming a lot of others would say the same thing too.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)? – The world you’ll see? It’ll be beyond your dreams. So keep your head up and keep an open mind. Things will get better…just wait and see.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence. – The light seeped through the darkness thinly, offering a glimpse of what was just beyond the boarders of her imagination.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’? – If I’m making a comparison, no.
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? – No, you shall compare me to a winter’s night.
1825. Say something nice about –
yourself: I’ll go out of my way to make those in my life happy, whether or not I know them.
me: You’ve got quite an imagination to be able to write this many questions.
your dad: He’s tough, but tender. Maybe it’s also because I’m a girl, but he would go and get me whatever I needed(( or wanted)) without a second thought. He also holds quite a bit of wisdom and a lot of random trivia about the world.
your mom: She’s extremely loving. She goes out of her way to make those she loves happy, even if it means sacrificing her own. But she’s also tough.
the one you love: She goes above and beyond too…which, honestly, surprises me. It warms my heart knowing that she truly does love me for every part I hold and that she’s willing to protect those parts.
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly? – Because the fly was eaten before he could bird by the bird himself while he was flying.
You know what people are liking at night? – Cats without night-vision….
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in? – Uhhhhhhhhhhhh….hahahaha….no…idea….heh.
1828. What websites are addictive to you? – As of right now, Facebook, Fanfiction.net, Wikipedia, Tumblr, LiveJournal, and eBay….can do more, but nah.
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to? – My family and girlfriend…but that honestly doesn’t faze me too much.
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey? – People…which, honestly, surprises me too.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name? – Good question…I’m not quite sure.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth? – Truth…but, knowing them, they’d say that anyway.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card? – I think I have…at least on my driver’s license.
1834. Who do you never want to end up like? – A few choice people not in my life anymore.
1835. How many oxymoron can you think of? – None really.
1836. How many years old is your diary? – 9 years old…shame I didn’t write in it that much when I was younger.
1837. How could today get any worse? – I don’t even want to say.
1838. What will you never ever do again? – I won’t say that…because it’ll make me want to.
1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you? – That someone I love died….I’d…be…so mad.
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants? – No!
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out? – ….spot check paper?
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street? – ….who are you?
1843. What are you dependant on? – Too many things in life.
1844. What do you look forward to each day? – Going on leave and seeing my girlfriend…it has only been 11 months after allllll….
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings? – I don’t agree with it…and I’m sure people made as much of a fuss back then as they are now…but…what can you honestly do? You can’t stop evil people from getting a gun and shooting people…it hurts to say it, but it’s true.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What? – I did not. I played outside.
1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up? – Nothing! Those only make it worse!
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to? – Matchbox 20.
1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else? – I do actually.
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of? – I’d say both…it’s more caring that way.
1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion? – I honestly don’t know….
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE? – Anything with a good beat and peppy.
God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?” – Nope! I’d still do it.
1853. What has been your most beautiful, magical, memorable, cloud nine, manic, ecstatic, incredibly, happy, bouncy, air-light moment of this life??? – Besides the bad things? Everything else.
1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true? – It depends on how you look at it…there are more than two sides y’know.
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling luscious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am? – Maybe…I don’t personally know you nor do you know myself, so we can’t say for sure….but I am enjoying it as much as I’m able to.
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all? – Very. How is it something so fragile can balance itself out for so long? No one knows.
1857. Are you kind to strangers? – I try my best…but won’t lie, I do glare sometimes…
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people? – I do actually.
1859. Make a promise – I’m going to do my best to make this year count and improve on my life.
1860. Will you keep it? – Of course! It’s not only a promise to myself, but to those in my life.
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What’s my gender? – I think your a ladyman.
What’s my age? – IN your 20’s somewhere…maybe 30’s now.
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? – Anything you’ve listed thus far.
Anything else?? – You seem an interesting individual….your view on life seems very…different.
1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?” – Creating it…simple as that. It doesn’t need to be beautiful. Using your own mind to make something is art.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey??? – It tells me I keep forgetting to finish it because I’ve been doing this for 5 years now, am not even half way done, and I have too much of a life to do so.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experience for you (writing them certainly has been for me)? – In a way yes…especially since I know my answers would change, so it’s nice seeing what my younger self though.
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry? – More than once, yes.
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with? – I honestly think she is yes. I have this connection with her that I’ve never had with anyone else…so…if I lose her, not even going to try and find another replacement.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’ – In a good way yes…since I want to know what I’m missing out on.
1868. What did you answer yourself? – To that question? Look above.
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you? – I have no choice here…I have to, since my job entails it so.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped? – Actually yes. My battery can be really incredible if charged correctly.
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone? – I can feel excluded…I can feel different…I can not know the people surrounding me. It goes on, but I’m a semi-transparent autophobic…I’m bound to always feel alone in my own mind.
1872. Is there something you’d like to try? – Just living…I’m sure it’ll appear soon enough.
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish? – Love…it has a bad habit of doing that.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away? – Awhile…then agan, heh, I’m not keen on dancing in front of others all the time.
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life? – No. I don’t need everything. As long as I’m happy with what I have in my life, I am getting the most out of it.
1876. Are you willing to give the very best, most beautiful part of yourself to the world? – No. I’ll give all I’m able to the world, but I can’t give all of myself. This is mostly just to protect myself from the cruelty that really is this world.
1877. Is there love in your heart? – Very much so. Too much me thinks.
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy? – Most of the time, yes. Even when I’m not I think they do.
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps? – Sleep myself, heh. I’m usually out first.
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of? – ….good question.
1881. What’s your favorite short story? – The Poppy series.
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants? – You’re beautiful as you are…just be natural.
1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’) – Leave it alone….or pay.
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com) – I don’t even know.
1885. Do you bruise easily? – I think I do.
1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this? – ……lose it to the right person when you’re ready…giving it away willingly won’t make you happy. It’ll just cause you problems later on in life. Just remember, love the person…it’ll make it feel a lot better.
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort? – I’ll try anything at least once.
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving? – I have the choice to…I will once day.
1889. What kind of bread do you like? – I’ve only really had white, wheat, and cinnamon raisin…so all of those.
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to? – I can sometimes, but I choose not to. I only do annoying things from time to time to…well…annoy people. Might as well, right?
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like? – I have room for improvement, but no need to rush it…I have a life time to be what I want.
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since Christ was born? – Oh wow….nice. The more you knooooooooow…*rainbow appears*
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be? – Nooooooooope…but I’d love for the world to go back to what it was…so it’ll never be as pure as I’d want it to be.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo? – Yeah! I think it’d be so cool!
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)? – Actually, I can. I don’t need any of that…nor do I need sugar. It can go away….but…I will admit I’d whine about not having them when I really wanted them.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night? – On average, about 5.
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date? – Nope!
1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______. – Love.
1899. Can you do the robot dance? – I can dot he finger dance….*shifty eyes*
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves? – None. I just move.
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them? – Actually, no. I am what I am…so it’ll always be that way. If I have to break it, I’ll try my best…but deep down it’ll always still be me.